JS - Week Six

Good things come to those who wait:

If you look closely, you can see some handle-bar potential.

New Segment - Famous Beards!

Welcome to the first installment of Famous Beards! We will begin with the obvious. This painting of Jesus Christ at the Galilee Petting Zoo illustrates the power and majesty of Christ's most under-appreciated miracle, the beard. While the beard sports no outlandish or exotic features, Christ keeps things trim and tight, exuding an aura of godly power but with a certain delicate sensitivity.

JS - Week 6

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man".
- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"

With the Jaw of an Ass, have I slain a thousand men.

As my facial hair gets longer, so does my percieved age. I also noticed that my basketball opponents were particularly intimated earlier today at the gym.

Maybe Samson was just like a beastly looking basketballer.

Week 5

I can report that last weekend my beard helped me stay warm on the appalacian trail. What can't beards do!

Week...5? It's getting hard to keep track.